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Ya Gotta Love Being a New Englander!
01.16.04 (7:21 am)   [edit]
COLD WEATHER

60 above zero. Floridians turn the heat on. People in New England plant gardens.

50 above zero. Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.

40 above zero. Italian and English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.

32 above zero. Distilled water freezes. Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.

20 above zero. Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero. New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it turns cold.

Zero. People in Miami die - or flee to Cuba. New Englanders close the windows.

10 below zero. Californians go to Mexico. People in New England get out their Winter coats.

25 below zero. Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero. Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep inside.

100 below zero. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in New England get frustrated because "the caah won't staaht".

275 below zero. All atomic motion stops. (Absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below zero. Hell freezes over. Red Sox win the World Series!!!
:wink: :D
 
I hate Bush
01.16.04 (7:02 am)   [edit]
I'm sorry but I must comment on just how angry I am with Dubya lately. Is the man [i][b]completely [/b][/i]blind to what's going on in the world? How can he sit there and lecture us about how important and detrimental it is to explore space RIGHT NOW while we're stuck in the middle of a war, our deficit is humungous, our soldiers are dying every damn day, and has he completely forgotten about Osama? Remember him? The one that blew up the WTC and killed 3,000 people? Oh Riiiiiiight, him! Now I remember. ARGH! :twisted: I AM SO PISSED OFF! I swear to [b]God [/b]if this buffoon gets re-elected I'm moving to Canada. It's a nice country. And I would no longer have to be an embarrassed American. Nope, I'll shed myself of that and become a lovely Canadian. I think that's a wonderful idea.
 
Can it get worse....
01.13.04 (6:43 am)   [edit]
I don't think so. This morning has been crazy! There's this huge meeting going on this morning and my boss just called telling me to get the chief counsel to get down to the boss' office ASAP. So she isn't in (of course not, we're in recess who the hell comes in on time during recess?) so i call her cell phone........it's broken. Ok so she has her blackberry with her all the time so I go to email her, email's down. FUCK! Just then the boss calls back. Where's Alison? AH! SO I'm rattling off reasons i haven't found her yet and he then asks for two other ppl, neither of which are in! Sooooo I try tracking them down. Do they answer their cells? NO! I'm up the creek now. I finally, after fifteen minutes, get ahold of one of them and tell them the boss needs them asap. She's 15 minutes away. fuck. so i give up. i can't call the boss cause he's in the meeting and i know that he's sitting in there plotting my death. so i just got a call from the other one he wanted and he's 20 minutes away! fuck fuck fuck. This has not been a good morning :x
 
The Calm Before the Storm
01.13.04 (6:00 am)   [edit]
It's nine o'clock in the morning and, just like every other day, I'm sitting at my desk watching the Today show. My head is throbbing from my lack of coffee this morning and I'm dreading having to deal with my supervisor from hell. She'll waltz in here and give me that condescending look of hers, then she'll flip her hair and stalk off. Ugh, just thinking of her makes my skin crawl. :evil: I truly despise the woman. But enough bitching for now, I need coffee.